Thirsty Thursday March 2019: A very thirsty spring season is here

By Allison Senecal — Welcome to a special spring-time edition of Thirsty Thursday! While Marvel has been busy consummating new series announcements and signing Tini Howard exclusive (!!!), I’ve been diligently keeping track of a very intense type of comicbook art. And now, it is my absolute pleasure to share it with all of you!

Artist: Salvador Larroca
Colorist: Guru-eFX
Uncanny X-Men #14 - My only complaint is that Karma didn’t make this panel, because otherwise *chef kiss*. THE GANG’S ALL HERE. And Havok is the Summers brother with the best hair. Don’t @ me.

I’m sorry, was I supposed to write a caption here? Because all my brain can manage is NEW MUTANT LADIES.

Artist: Kate Niemczyk
Colorist: Jason Keith
Age of Conan: Bêlit #1 - Not to sound too thirsty, but I pre-ordered the poster for this and then hallucinated it over the next two months. I rarely include covers here but this one more than deserves it.

Remember when I used to put Conan in these rankings? Me neither, for there has only ever been…Bêlit.

Artist: Erica Henderson
Assassin Nation #1 - Ladies with guns??? So many ladies with guns??? SMOKE???? And Fuck Tarkington!

With those glasses and that attitude, it’s like this comic is carrying out a hit on my heart.

Artist: Carmen Carnero
Colorist: Tamra Bonvillain
Captain Marvel #3 - Carol bridal-carrying Jen is just a look. That’s it, that’s the review.

Are you still here? Carol bridal carrying Jen! That’s all there is to it…

Artist: Geoff Shaw
Colorist: Marte Gracia
Guardians of the Galaxy #3 - I. Swear. To. God. I didn’t sign up for good soft Rich Rider content this month, but here we are.

He’s so beat up…isn’t it incredible?

Artist: Sana Takeda
Monstress #21 - “How could we possibly follow up our lesbian blood wedding from the last issue?” Here’s how! This series continues to attack us all.

A few more months of this and I’m going to just pre-emptively pencil Monstress in on all these lists.

Artist: Marco Checchetto
Colorist: Sunny Gho
Daredevil #3 - *gestures incoherently* I MEAN. What did I say earlier this week? Highly recommend if you like blood and abs, in that order.

Confession: I have already penciled Daredevil in on all these lists.

Extremely brief piece this month because War of the Realms is coming up and I am overwhelmed, but please enjoy this complimentary extremely hot Vulcan from that Mark Brooks promo piece for Hickman’s X-takeover. See you all soon for my next Age of X-Man Round-Up!

Bonus Vulcan!

Check out The Thirstiest Comics of February.

Allison buys books professionally and comics unprofessionally. You can find her chaotic neutral Twitter feed at @maliciousglee.