Ludocrats #2 is out June 17, 2020. — **Ludocrats #2** is out June 17, 2020.

Keigen Rea — Am...am I boring?

Next to me sits an empty salad bowl. I’m wearing a shirt that says “I know,” appearing over the silhouette a well-known scoundrel. I am a basic bitch.

N-no.

Today is exciting because new towels came in the mail. Turkish ones that are supposed to dry really fast.

A bore does not grasp a concept as Devine as me!

The world has changed color. I’d describe it as bubblegum because I’m boring. My thoughts sound like they look great on a page. My couch looks much more comfortable.

Final words are a gift to someone with interesting thoughts!

Baron Otto Von Subertan is a murder metaphor, who exists to eliminate boredom. I am boredom. An imaginary thinking-thought threatens.

...

Von Subertan looks at the center on my kitchen.

...is that? Eleven? Cases of Baja Blast??

Mhm.

A tower!

And...who organizes comics like that?!

I think his brow furrows, so it does. Is that my sphincter, or his?

* * *

Ten cases of Baja Blast remain.

Be audacious by July 15th!

A focused look. A pensive nod.

I’ll have to get right into my bullshit.

Overall: I tried to give this comic a 10 but my IPad made fart noises and I heard my neighbors laughing at me. Hard. Ludocrats enjoy ass kissing, but not that kind. 9/10

Ludocrats #2 (of 5)

Ludocrats #2 (of 5)
Writers: Kieron Gillen and Jim Rossignal
Artist: Jeff Stokely
Colorist: Tamra Bonvillain
Letterer: Clayton Cowles
Publisher: Image
Price: $3.99
How could we follow the startling first issue of LUDOCRATS? With issue two. Sometimes it doesn't pay to overthink these things. Herein, stuff of a ludicrous and oft entertaining character happens.
Release Date: June 17, 2020
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Keigen Rea has quite a bit of Baja Blast on hand and is staring at it, with anxiety and longing. Tweet him @prince_organa.